Never choke in a pub in Newfoundland :) (A Canadian Joke)

[starseed]

( Newfoundland is an island off the east coast of Canada (Province) ,some of my family were born there, they speak an island twang and are so down to earth and wonderful and tend to tell the best "Newfie Jokes"

Two newfies walk into a pub. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.


Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.


One of the newfies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes
her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.


The newfie walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and
quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.


The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies
out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Newfie walks slowly back to the
bar.


His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd herd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seen nobody do it!'

[starseed]

That was great too!
We need to laugh more!
Love and Light,
Starseed

Debra Rincon Lopez said:

I hope that you enjoyed this joke as much as did? Debra R.Lopez.

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[starseed]

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[SiNeh~]

Ha ha ha ha, A wonderful Joke indeed.
I just IMAGINED that scene and see myself there sitting in that round.
I remember me so well how fun it was at times I still went out to some places where good jokes made the round.

Anyway that joke shared here is not only a joke, but can if not even is really happen. I do not see why it should not. That IS living and loving in a special way.

Love~, SiNeh~

[starseed]

Thanks SiNeh,
Humor plays a very special part in my life. We have an unlimited ability to express ourselves in so many ways
even when we are sick. In the face of struggle we can still make a point.

This is a picture that has been circulated to make people aware of breast cancer.
Love and Light,
Starseed

[starseed]

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Just think - if the Indians had given

the Pilgrim fathers a donkey instead of a turkey,

we all would be having a piece of ass for Thanksgiving.

Love and Light,
Starseed

[SiNeh~]

LoL Starrseed~
I know that HuMan~ which get life to "serious" never laugh and always make a face like :(( that they are the ones suffer most and are affected off many diseases and even develop any kind of "cancer". My Dad were coming sick of Poly arthritis as he were 36 years old as he had to work by a farmer and sleep in a room above the piggery. the room ere not isolated etc, etc. All his joints and bones were deformed badly and he could even no more walk so painful it was. But I remember me not one day, he laughed and said I bear that pain till at the end of (my) time and even I will laugh at death. As he died at the age of 63 because his stomach were damaged by all the medicine (painkillers) he had to swallow, he had laugh and said now dear friend you can get me either above to heaven or down to hell. I am sure he has big wings. :-)

Keep smiling and laughing and physical death will be a "pleasure".

Love, Light and Laughter



starseed said:

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Just think - if the Indians had given

the Pilgrim fathers a donkey instead of a turkey,

we all would be having a piece of ass for Thanksgiving.

Love and Light,
Starseed